Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween. Love, Photoshop. (Volume 2)


GenV: "I hate you in a hundred different ways."

Izzy: "I really don't see the problem here. How can you possibly not feel like a rock star right now?"

GenV: "First of all, you made me into an even lamer sidekick than last year. Who recognizes Little John? Who stops Little John on the street and goes, 'Hey, you're totally that guy! Will you sign my tunic?' Nobody."

Izzy: "That is clearly the public's loss."

GenV: "Do you know how many times I've been stopped today and mistaken for an Ewok?"

Izzy: "I think you're overreacting."

GenV: "You should just be thankful I don't have thumbs, because I'm surrounded by pointy things and I'm not particularly attached to you."

Izzy: "You were perfectly welcome to choose our—"

GenV: "I CHOSE! I chose to remain costumeless!"

Izzy: "And so you obviously forfitted your vote."

GenV: "..."

Izzy: "Who wants candy?"

GenV: "You're like a nightmare that I can't wake from."