Tuesday, June 20, 2006

WILFOAK #87

What I've learned from owning a kitten, #87:

That scene in The Lion King, where they hold up the new cub prince in a shaft of sunlight and the African chanting swells, and the animals all bow down to their future King? They took some serious artistic liberties there. A real kitten would be squirming and contorting and otherwise trying to dislocate a limb trying to get down. And humming African chants totally doesn't help keep them still.

So I hear.

3 Comments:

At 6:56 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the kitten just isn't a fan of The Lion King.

Try reenacting a scene from Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties and see if you get a more positive response.

 
At 7:35 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What were things 1-86? Inquiring minds want to know (and it would give you something to blog about!)

nag, nag ...

 
At 8:06 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you tried getting a chorus of animals to sing "Akuna Matata" to Izzy? Perhaps it would relax her!

 

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